This is my 17 year old bear friend, Theo. As you can see, he is very stylish with his scarf. He is also very confident with his sexuality, which is why he agreed to help me out by modeling my favorite styles of underwear.
Theo is wearing my very last pair of granny panties. These have been around since I weighed 167 lbs, which was at least 7 years ago. I got rid of the rest of my old fat undies, but kept the last pair, partly out of sentimentality and partly because sometimes you just need a pair of undies that pretty much go up to your chin.
Theo is looking good in my Emily the Strange Snow White undies. (In case it is not entirely clear, the front has an apple on the crotch and the back says, "What's your poison?" Hilarious!) These came with a matching camisole of Emily offering up an apple. I bought the set last year on sale for $10 - which I thought was a pretty great deal – at the Army-Navy Surplus on Belmont in Chicago. It’s the first matching set of underwear that I’ve owned since I had Underoos. Unfortunately, since I have almost no torso (I have less than an inch between my rib cage and hips), the camisole fits quite poorly as it is way too long, so I am unable to wear it over my shirt as I did with my Underoos so everyone can see how awesome it looks.
Anyway, thanks for coming to my little Victoria’s Secret-style fashion show. Theo was happy to help by modeling two out of four of my favorite undies, with another photo session to come. Remember, as I have noted in the past, real people do not look the same in lingerie as the models do. So since I am using a model, this is not what I personally would look like in my undies. (My gut sticks out more, and given my model, I am actually less plush.) Don't get any ideas.
Theo's ass is on the Internet and he can never get that back.
ReplyDeleteGirl, I love your website. And boy-cut panties are indeed the best! Keep ragin' against the thong.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Using toys to model your underwear! What a great idea! I love how Theo is so confident in his sexuality that he doesnt mind being exposed a la Paris Hilton (OMG...if you tinted the pix in shady green...)...The one thing I dont get is the granny panties. Why would you keep them? I thought guys were the only ones that held onto underwear like a second skin. Not girls...But I guess I shouldnt be judging since I got a pair of boy undies from kindergarten with Teenage Mutan Ninja Turtles.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Theo's wearing underwear a step up since he usually subscribes to the Donald Duck school of fashion where he wears no pants at all?
ReplyDeleteIf you are really going to follow through with this ridiculous g-string challenge, maybe I could loan you my cute (in theory only, not in practice as I possess one of those super attractive guts also), tiny black g-string with Hustler written in rhinestones over the crotch. The Hustler Hollywood store is a fine enterprise. Seriously, I did actually purchase these on my last trip to LA. I put them on once and immediately realized how uncomfortable they were and that they clearly serve no actual purpose as an undergarment. However, I noticed that they have since disappeared. I'm wondering if one of my parents happened to see them i the laundry when I visited them and promptly disposed of them. Don't worry, I wouldn't even attempt to wear such a thing since I've turned into a super fatass but I think they might make a nice rearview mirror ornament. After all, fuzzy dice are passe.
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