Both models to the left are wearing low rise bikinis from Victoria's Secret. (Theo is representing me with my hairy legs and stuffed look, although he has a much flatter stomach than I do, so some imagination is needed.) Questions:
1. Which model looks sexier?
2. Which model looks more like a regular woman?
3. Why would anyone assume that by buying these underwear, they will look as sexy as the model with the purple shirt?
4. Shouldn't a topless model in only a scarf and underwear look sexier?
Answers:
1. The model with the purple sweater.
2. Theo the Teddy Bear
3. I have no idea, as I understand that I will always look more like a furry fat bear than an airbrushed lingerie model.
4. Yes, but Theo is not airbrushed. He's pretty damn cute, though.
This does not take into account the color of Theo's eyes. Clearly, the most important thing to a guy is the color of a woman's eyes. If Theo's plastic peepers complement the undies, then he might just look sexier than the model, for example, if the female model has two different iris colors that mean one always clashes with her undergarment.
ReplyDeleteAre neon potpourri undies really sexy on anyone? And anyhow, Theo has that inner confidence and je ne sais quoi that trumps the blonde's vapid demonic grinning.
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