Virginal My Ass!

I understand that normal brides want to look extra-sexy on their wedding, I really do. However, I do not understand this g-string veil from Victoria’s Secret. Sure, some guys find those sex workers in Thailand who blow smoke rings out of their poons to be exciting, but if you need to crap out a veil to entice your new husband, there are already problems in your marriage. Get an annulment.

Or perhaps you are trying to look “modest” or “shy” by wearing a veiled g-string rather than just a g-string. Put on some underwear – an ass veil is just pathetic, if not actually funny.

The best part is – I swear – that this thing plays “Here Comes the Bride.”