Smooth and Silky

I am pleased to report that Operation Smooth Legs and Pits is successful. Interestly enough, I found that it is easier to shave my right leg and pit than my left leg and pit. I think it is because, as in politics, the right is more compliant. It'll just sit there are let things happen. The left resists and thinks for itself. While this is annoying sometimes, at the same time it makes me proud. Go lefties!