Tuesday, February 14, 2006

My Favorite Giants

This picture is amazing because it has my three favorite giants in the world:
1. Tycho, my giant pet rabbit
2. Steph, my giant best friend (about 6 feet tall)
3. Giant Stuffed Penis, self-explanatory




My friend sent me this picture of a super ginormous rabbit (named Herman, just like my dad!) featured on BBC last week. It is hands down is my favorite picture of a ridiculous giant rabbit. It is so monstrous it makes Tycho look like a pipsqueak! I can only imagine the giant turds that this beast produces. It must use a bathtub for its litterbox.

7 comments:

  1. is that bunny real? is it just a funny camera angle? i kinda want it.

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  2. OMG...for reals?! You have a big pet bunny?! How'd you get him to be so big? I know it doesnt compare to the one on BBC, but still!

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  3. yep, both bunnies are real, although of course I can only certify that tycho (my bunny) is real, I'll trust BBC. Tycho's breed is naturally that size - they get up to 15 lbs. I didn't have to do anything but feed the guy. Not to disparage Tycho, but
    I totally want a super ginormous bunny. Imagine how fun it would be to have a rabbit the size of a German Shepard hopping around the old homestead!

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  4. Hello! What is all this focus on the damn rabbit. Why is no one asking about me? :) I'm going to pretend that everyone's comments are about me instead of Tycho. Yes, Minnie, I am real but no you can't have me. Dear d.t., yes, Suzanne has a giant pet Steph. I don't think she had anything to do with me getting so large. However, she has fed me in the past but I don't think Nutri-grain bars contribute to giantess. I prefer not to be compared to anything on the BBC, thank you very much.

    Okay, I admit that the bunny is the focal point of the photo but damn it that giant penis jealous.

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  5. I was going to note the cute giant beest friend in the picture but I forgot in my eexcitement over Herman the Enormous Rabbit. Come back to NYC and I will feed you as many Nutra-Grain bars as you like, although I sadly cannot source any Caribou Coffees. (But that is much better for you in the long run, my dear - you are an addict!)

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  6. just like the rabbit, i think Steph's breed also comes in that size naturally, judging by her giant parents, who i believe are also about 6 feet tall. I think it had nothing to do with nutrigrain bars or anything else suzanne could have given her.

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  7. 2 points:

    1- I thought Step was cradling a baby swaddled in a white blanket

    2- That big a#* rabbit is THE CUTEST- I want one I WANT one I WANT ONE!!

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