(Based entirely on Judy in Disguise by John Fred and His Playboy Band)
Theo in disguise, well that's what you are
Lemonade pie with a brand new car
Cantaloupe eyes come to me tonight
Theo in disguise with glasses
Keep a-wearing your bracelets and your new rara
Cross your heart - yeh - with your living bra
Chimney sweep sparrow with guise
Theo in disguise with glasses
Come to me tonight, come to me tonight
Taking everything in sight
Except for the strings on my kite
Theo in disguise, hey that's what you are
Lemonade pies hey got your brand new car
Cantaloupe eyes come to me tonight
Theo in disguise with glasses
Come to me tonight, come to me tonight
Taking everything in sight
Except for the strings on my kite
Theo in disguise, well what you aiming forA circus of horrors, yeah, well that's what you are
You made me a life of ashesI guess I'll just take your glasses
[Incidentally, the glasses say "Instant Party... just add Head!"]
Just remember, I had to deal with a whole lotta crotch entirely too close to my face on New Year's Eve to score those glasses.
ReplyDeleteAlso, unlike your hairy cooch, those glasses are missing the requisite 'stache.
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