Actually, this type of unshaved pussy bothers my allergies. I do like the sullen, pissed off expression on its punim (face). It's like, "You'll be atoning for this little stunt at Yom Kippur, motherfuckers!"The real irony is that this picture comes compliments of Bang It Out. As a secular person - a married secular person at that - I never heard about Bang It Out until this past January, when the Big O regaled me with tales of his Bang It Out New Year's Eve party.
What Big O and I did not know at the time he decided to attend said party is that Bang It Out organizes parties for Modern Orthodox and Orthodox singles. Big O showed up and was the only guy not wearing a yarmulke. (Even the fucking cat had a damn yarmulke, assuming it was there as Bang It Out's fun-loving mascot...) This did not stop him, however, from getting wasted with a young MoDox lass and engaging in a drunken one-night stand.
See? There really is Jewish pussy in this post.
I am so proud that you go the extra mile to make your readers happy. A real mitzvah, that.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. If I posted some of the things my "readers" have searched for, i think I would be arrested in 9 states.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? I'm a woman of the people. (gag.)
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha, that is effen hysterical!
ReplyDeleteyou should make some alternative stickers with that cat, its way too funny...
ReplyDeleteI now have 2007 New Year's Plans. I will return to the Bang It Out New Year's Eve Party with the ortho-pussy in tow. Seriously, those ortho girls are super horny. Huge doses of religion really represses some people. I start off with my standard pick up lines: hey sexy, is it me or do I see some ankle peeking out of that long skirt?
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