Husband: [says something during Virginia Madsen's Emmy award presentation, in which that necklace was centered exactly in her cleavage]
Me: What? I didn't hear you. I am distracted by her sparkly cleavage.
Husband: It looks cum dripping.
Us: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Don't they have people to clean up that sort of thing?
ReplyDeleteIt is pretty sad when your priceless diamonds remind people of spooge. Not the effect Tiffany was hoping for, I imagine.
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