Yesterday I discovered a creepy bruise on my nose. I have no idea where it came from, but I am extremely self-conscious about it. Brother-in-Law (BiL) did not make me feel better last night when he said, “Oh, that’s a bruise? I thought it was a huge zit.” Thanks. He also screamed in horror in when I rolled up my pants leg to show off a non-creepy bruise I have near my left knee, courtesy of stopping a couch from crashing down some stairs on Thursday night when I helped my friend chuck her to the curb like a skeezy boyfriend. It seems that my lack of leg shaving is a source of nightmares for some. Harumph. You be the judge:
Zit, bad hairstyle, or both?
Scariest leg you've ever seen, nice wood floor, or both?
Nice wood floor.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I see you are making use of your new camera.
ReplyDeleteDoes the bruise hurt? I hate marks on my face!
ReplyDeletethat one on your nose is kinda nuts.
ReplyDeletemy poor legs are always getting bruised in freak accidents, so i rarely ask where they came from anymore.
Maybe the bruise was caused by a massive broken blood vessel from the strain involved in all of that crapping.
ReplyDeleteyou know wood floors is a slang term for unshaved snatch.... and carpeting refers to having hair down there.
ReplyDeleteOooh, poor nose! I'm sure there is a way to blame this on someone else.
ReplyDeleteThe floor is lovely. The leg, strong and lovely!