In the past two weeks, CUSS received 70 visits from people searching for jewish pussy. That averages to five hits per day for jewish pussy, a trend that has been going on for a few months now. While I am in possession of such an object of apparent desire, it seems to me that it is no different from other pussies. Dr. H, who is practicing vaginal medicine, if you will, also seems to find no ethnic or religious differences among her patients’ poons. So the quest for jewish pussy is very mysterious to me, but perhaps we can all learn something from it.
If you are here because of jewish pussy, can you take a moment to let me know what on earth you think you will find by searching for the term jewish pussy? Comments may be left anonymously, but may possibly enhance my understanding of the world. (The flip side being that it could reinforce my utter disgust with people.) You’ll be doing a mitvah if you take the time to explain!
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They can't comment. If anyone ever found out it would be a shondeh. (I just wanted to show off my rudimentary Yiddish skills).
ReplyDeleteHusband says that men need jewish pussy like they need a luchenkup (hole in the head). He thinks that it is just too expensive. Although, he does tell me the rumor out there is the Jewish women are better in bed, although that does not make up for the presents they expect afterwards. Husband thinks he is very funny.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they are just looking for cats.
ReplyDeleteAren't most cat ladies Jewish..
Cats can't be jewish because they cannot be worshiped in that religion. Duh! As for Sara's husband's theory, yes we are better in bed and worth every damn dollar spent thanking us for our time.
ReplyDeleteDude, I'm a librarian and every cat lady I know is totally WASP-y. Next theory...
ReplyDeleteIsn't Jewish pussy an oxymoron? I mean look at the definition of Knippl - an intact hymen. We can't get it right!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the more you write the words "Jewish pussy" then the more hits you get for it?
ReplyDeleteWell, I for one came here looking for Jewish pussy. I figured they did something to it, like with circumcision, so I wanted to know how to identify it should I come across it. No pun intended.
ReplyDeleteWould that have been more convincing if I had worse grammar and spelling? If I hadn't posted it at precisely the same time that I always post comments on your blog? Just wondering...
ReplyDeleteCrap! You so had me! I totally believed that and was practically jumping up and down with excitement over such a lame confession! Nice job!
ReplyDeleteAnd Des, it is definitely the case that the more often I write jewish pussy, the more likely it is that it'll get a hit. Hee hee.
I'm all for Jewish pussy. I have one and it is excellent in all respects. The reason someone would search for it is because of the ancient Jewess secret that CUSS seems to have exposed, if you'll pardon the expression. Jewish women, as an evolutionary compensation for male circumcision, actually have the largest labia, in general, of any other group, when controlling for race, class, and how much a person likes to fuck.
ReplyDeleteI can barely fit mine into my panties. How about you, Suzanne?
No Goyishe Snatch Here.
Oh, wow. I just got the laugh of my life. I just found this blog, and I love it already.
ReplyDelete>And Des, it is definitely the case that the more often I write jewish pussy, the more likely it is that it'll get a hit.>
ReplyDelete"Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!!"
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I, being part Jewish myself but never having had gotten with a member of my tribe, was wondering if somebody else out there had found, in their own experience, more or less, the superiority of Jewish pussy over other pussies, which would serve to encourage and guide my pursuits therein.
ReplyDeleteThank you
Why do I google "Jewish Pussy"? It is a test. One can find scores of prono websites for "Asian Pussy", "White Pussy", "Black Pussy", "Japanese Pussy", "German Pussy"...etc. Yet no web sites for "Jewish Pussy". Interestingly enough, many websites that exploit Women of various ethnic or racial types are indeed owned and oeprated by JEWS!!! Thus, they do not respect non Jewish Women. Boycott porno forever.
ReplyDeletedue to evolutionary genetics, jewish pussies tend to be bigger, thicker, and jucier.. thus the demand.
ReplyDeleteOkay, coming from a Gentile man....so forgive my "all English" usage (sans Yiddish). My search for Jewish pussy is to narrow down the large list of hot women to look at to only look at the MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN in the world-Jewish Women. Not sure if there is any physiological difference in the actual unit itself, however, there is a distinct beauty to the women who possess Jewish pussy.
ReplyDeleteMy search and quest for finding beautiful Jewish women is almost reason enough for me to forget about old "what's his name" and convert to Judaism myself.
Also, I'd like to chime in the whole unshaved thing...I CAN'T STAND shaved pussy! I like REAL women who have curves and hair. I'm not in search of a woman who looks like she is 12 year old. Put those razors away!
Keep up the good work ladies...you do it so well naturally. No wonder you are the Chosen Ones....
being a member of the tribe- and orthodox, if i am going to be human, and desire a look at a woman other than my wife, it HAS to be jewish...besides, I agree, Jewish women are the best looking though I might be slightly predjudiced!! As to the questiom What would my wife think of me looking at other women...she doesn't care where I get my appetite as long as I enjoy only her great cooking
ReplyDeleteAlthough I am not jewish I have had my share of jewish pussy. I find that jewish women are very horny and thus when I search jewish pussy I associate the lust of the women which I've had to the pics I seek.
ReplyDeletethe answer is simple: there are tons of people researching 911, a lot of them are commming to the conclusion that the true financers and pushers of that event were jewish zionist.. after doing all that research one gets tired and bored and starts to desire some pics of cute jewish womens pussy. because the word jew has entered the mind.
ReplyDeleteI wound up here trying to understand this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011226.html
Can you explain it?
I was trying to understand the same one! Does it mean Jewish ladies get wetter when they are aroused than other ethnicities?
ReplyDeleteI have never had the pleasure of being with a jewish woman, so it may be common knowledge that I just don't have.
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE..
ReplyDeletePROOF..
go to: www.askjolene.com
which is a porn search engine, type "jewish", you'll see jewish porn actresses and girls pussies..
There is nothing uncommon or special about them.
I have only been with two Jewish women and I have to say that they give the best head!! As far as sex, both of them were extremely wild in bed and couldn't get enough.
ReplyDeletei wanted to learn about jewish pussy. so far, i have been afraid to find out because they are attached to jewish women.
ReplyDeleteIt's simple. I am a Jewish man who appreciates Jewish women and want to see Jewish pussy which physicall is no different than any other I suppose except that it is connected to Jewish women. I think it is like any other ethnic, cultural fascination, hence porn site dedicated to Latinas, Blacks, or Indian women. It's the pussy I prefer and I have a hunch it's the same reason for the other hits you've received.
ReplyDeleteI want to see photographs of nice naked Jewish women up close and personal. I like pubic hair and good personal hygiene. My life is empty.
ReplyDeleteJewish pussy:
ReplyDeletehttp://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/orthodox_jewish_pussy.jpg
What's so surprising? Everyone has their preferences. Some search for "black pussy," while others search for "white pussy," or "latina pussy," or one of myriad other possibilities. You're right in that, physically speaking, there isn't anything especially different about Jewish pussy, but Jewish women do tend to be an attractive bunch, In my opinion. Don't make more out of it than needs to be made!
ReplyDeletemen only have enough blood in their bodies to have a thought or an erection yet not both. you can figure out your hit rate from that
ReplyDeleteMen have what now? Of all the prejudicial, man-hating things to say. Had some bad experiences with men, huh? Well, too bad. Lots of men have had bad experiences with women that have made them question female "intelligence." They, like you, are repulsively foolish. Now, kindly extract your head from your own arse and take a good, hard look at your belief system. That is all.
ReplyDeleteIt just seemed like there are so many sites devoted to asian pussy or latina pussy, so I was curious if there were any about jewish pussy. I think secretly I was hoping to find naked pictures of Emmy Rossum.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I've always been attracted to the classic look of Jewish women and was looking for some nudie pics featuring them. Good luck with the blog.
ReplyDeleteSorry to tell everyone this but judiasm is a religion not an ethnicity . Besdies that if my ex converted to judiasm she have the loosest jewish pussy in the world...
ReplyDeleteI can't say why a bunch of folks were directed to this site before you put up this entry, but anywho... For me, it's just something about the look of a Jewish woman. It's not that they all look the same, since they don't... hmm... maybe it attitude?
ReplyDeleteAlso, where Jewish brunettes are concerned, the ones that I know in real life have had hair that's really dark, almost bordering on black, which I find really attractive.
"jewish porn" didn't bring up any good search results, so I figured I'd try "jewish pussy". "brunette pussy" is just too wide an array, "black pussy" doesn't work for obvious reasons, and "black haired pussy" only works moderately well, so I figured "What the hell? It's worth a shot."
My friend told me he'd give me $100 for finding the Yiddish word for "pussy". So, here I am. Tell mee!
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jewish pussy is not widely available commercially, yet we know that jewish pussy is very emotional, juicey, and wonderful to fuck. Hence we search on the web for ways to gain acces.
ReplyDeletei looked up "jewish pussy".
ReplyDeletei often talk to my friends about how good it would be to eat jewish pussy.
being as i'm no longer in college, i haven't had the opportunity to chat up any jewish pussy.
i was curious at who would actually document anything about "jewish pussy", so i typed it in google -"jewish pussy".
this website came up. some of what i read, including main blog, and comments from people on the topic of "jewish pussy", i found some humorous remarks on what kind of person would look up "jewish pussy" in google in the first place.
here is a much needed post.
i looked up "jewish pussy" in google.
:) muzzle-toff.
Yes Jewish Pussy is sweet to eat I have had Black pussy Asian Pussy Greek Pussy I have even ate the pussy of a mentally retarded girl.But Jewish girls love to swallow it must be imbeeded in them . But back to the retarded girl once I taught her to suck my cock she gave the best head.
ReplyDeleteGoogle has added a Jewish Pussy link to your site entry - otherwise it would not have occurred to me to look for such a thing. I was looking for a site that could explain to me where "all the bush" has gone, and stumbled upon here. Hairless women are not women as far as I'm concerned - it's merely sexless depravity and deeply depressing to this representative of the male species. Keep the good work going - maybe one day women will become godesses again, but it won't be till they stop trying to look like Barbies....
ReplyDeleteBecause Jewish pussy is either the route to the promised land or the land itself.
ReplyDeleteits better than your mothers borscht
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ReplyDeleteMy google: "yiddish word for pussy"
ReplyDeleteThis was a random search of mine, only to discover whether, in fact, my internet was up and running.
It is, I must say, a long-standing query of mine. Having had a few Jewish girlfriends, I found that, to a woman, they were all uncomfortable with ANY term referring to their genitals. All usual terms were either too clinical or too obscene. The best I was able to agree on, in purely communicative terms, was "nether regions". This term was a half-hearted joke on my part, mind you. I grudgingly used the joke term for more than two years.
Having had trouble in communications aspects with Jewish girlfriends (and no others), I performed (and continue to as a matter of habit) web searches on the topic. I discovered, so far at least, that while there are fourteen recorded Yiddish words for penis, there are exactly *zero* generally accepted Yiddish words for, well, *any* female genitals.
Oddly enough in the context of such apparent repression, Jewish women have been among the *kinkiest* I've known.
maybe jewish pussy is better than most to make up for the atrocity that is a jewish woman's face... ugh those massive and beady little dark holes they call eyes... disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI google "Jewish pussy" for one reason. I wanted to see big nosed, dark haired women getting fucked. Their pussies are so hairy.
ReplyDeleteThe two Jewish women I've been involved with sexually have both had beautiful full black pubic hair. And they have been uninhibited, oral sex, rimming, and swallowing cum. Why wouldn't they be attractive?
ReplyDeletePeople are searching for "jewish pussy" not because there is something "physically" different about jewish vaginas, but rather there is a cultural dimension that is being sought.
ReplyDeleteRecently I realized that I most often frequent asian escorts and that I had only one brief encounter with a jewish single mom non-pro back in 2004. I would like to experience additional jewish partners because they are not only physically attractive but intellgent and educated as well.