Thursday, November 2, 2006

Show People How You Feel about Bush (Not the George W. Kind)

Be the first on your block to own a CUSS-approved handy crochet cootch (change purse, tampon case, or birth control cozy) that reminds people that you are a proud supporter of unshaved snatch! It’s disturbingly realistic, and probably would make a very nice carrying case for CUSS stickers (which are still available for free if you email me). And not to worry: there’s plenty of time to order your crocheted vagina for the holidays!

Thanks to the Left Coast for the tip!

7 comments:

  1. except that i'm a natural redhead.
    not that you wanted to know that. *L*

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  2. nevermind. she's on top of that too.

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  3. I find that incredibly disturbing for some reason.

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  4. i also find that highly disturbing and gross... it looks way too real.

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  5. I beg your pardon gals, but what is so disturbing about the vulva? The "hair" on there looks like that magnetic stuff you can decorate a character with, but it's not gross. Don't you walk around every day with one of those between your legs?

    Of course, my own vulva is quite lovely, and it comes in both pale pink and a deeper red. The word disgusting may describe the odd projectile what comes out of a man's crotch, but as far as females go, anyone who ever viewed a peony, an iris, or a Georgia O'Keefe painting knows that we are simply in bloom.

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  6. How do we purchase these lovely lady bits? I would LOVE to have one as a change purse!

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