For a Good Time, Sit Here

The big dick statue in the Time Warner Center in Columbus Circle in Manhattan reminded me of the greatest bench on which I ever had the pleasure of resting my ass. It was at an U-bahn station in a section of what was formerly East Berlin. The benches at the station were all artsy but one bench stood out, literally by a head. The special bench was carved to look like a man and woman sitting on a bench. Tired commuters waiting for the train could sit in their laps, as long as they didn’t mind leaning their backs on a set of conical tits on the woman side of the bench or having a long, fat penis poke their butts and legs on the man side of the bench. It was nothing you’d see in the States, that’s for sure. It was really fucking cool. (I’ll try to find my picture and scan it in.) I loved it.