Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Like the State of the Union Address, Uncontrolled Bush Can Hurt

It occurred to me a few minutes ago that there might, in fact, be a very good reason for trimmed and maintained snatch. Let’s suppose there was a woman who scorned the removal of crotch hair on woman. Let’s also suppose for a moment that the same woman got her period and used a tampon. Hypothetically, this woman could go to yank the tampon string to get it out, and since there are pubes hanging all over the place and she is not careful, she could also accidentally grab a tuft o’ hairs and pull them all out with said tampon. Ouch.

I’m not saying this happened to anyone I know. I’m just saying it could, and I could see how such fear could lead women to keep the bush pruned.

2 comments:

  1. Also, when you have to wear a panty liner or pad, if the edge bends over, you get your pubes snagged on the sticky side & goddamn, that shite kills. I have never pulled my pubes yanking on the string, though.

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  2. And there is also, if the pubes are really long and bush like, the chance that they will get pulled into play during sex. Also not pleasant . . . .

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