Is it wrong to consider buying this Cosabella mesh g-string for $3.99 + $1.00 shipping and handling on eBay from a seller named Seńor Pollo? Even if it is stylishly displayed on what appears to be the bathroom floor? Yeah, I thought so, but just verifying my instincts...
Maybe it's a kitchen floor? Although that's still kind of gross. And the combination of hot pink, bright yellow *and* see-through mesh has got to be flattering to 0% of wearers.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I walk by my gym's fitness shop, I see the Cosabella g-string display and giggle. I wish there were CUSS stickers I could start leaving around...
Shit, that is a great idea! It's not hard at all to make cheap stickers with regular shipping labels. I'll have to come up with a little logo and then I can put a downloadable template on the site.
ReplyDeleteThank god the people who read this are so clever!
It's just the legacy of my teenage riot grrrl years - all my riot grrrl pen pals would make the most amazing feminist stickers (I wish I still had them!). And one my college friends made these "celebrate your cunt" stickers with artsy drawings of vaginas. I have never actually made stickers myself, but I will be happy to steathily leave them in the lockers and anywhere else I can think of...
ReplyDeleteIf I'm not mistaken, I believe that pollo is slang for pussy in spanish (see the name of your eBay thong salesman). Polla is chicken but pollo is more fish-like:) You can see how non Spanish-speakers might humorously fuck up some dinner orders when visiting Spanish-speaking countries.
ReplyDeleteShit! I reversed that. It would just be so much more revoltingly hilarious if the dude selling the thongs went by the name Senor Polla. Think about it, Mr. Pussy selling underwear is funny, Mr. Chicken selling underwear is just dumb.
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