Here is something guaranteed to give a reasonable person nightmares: vaginoplasties/labiaplasties. According to Dr. 90210’s website, “Many women are embarrassed by the length of their inner vaginal lips.” Really? I know lots and lots of women, of all ages and cultures, and never once have I heard any of them say that their “inner vaginal lips” humiliated them.
My first question is why anyone would let this cocky bastard operate on any part of them, let alone their precious poonanie? However, it seems that some very impressionable idiots have been talked into believing that they have ugly vaginal areas that need to be fixed. The evidence is at the Photo Gallery on his website.
If you think my “cum on a cookie” (a.k.a. “ookie cookie”) post was disturbing, don’t click on the photo gallery link. I’m not kidding. Don’t go there unless you want to lose whatever remaining faith you have in humanity. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I’m very serious.
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Wow. I never knew there was a doctor who CARED so much about humanity. What a saint.
ReplyDeleteNo way in hell am I going to click on that link.
okay, i can't stand this dude. i was up one night and saw an episode of Dr.90210 and it happened to be about this. I don't usually watch it, but of course an episode about that would be what i caught. not only is the whole procedure wrong and creepy, so is his admiration of his freaky work. they showed him standing in between the spread legs of the woman he just did this operation on ogling her and saying how beautiful her vagina was and how great a job he just did. he could not stop staring or get over himself and repeated himself again and again. imagine seeing that replay, if you were that woman.
ReplyDeleteHow does one decide their lips are the wrong size? Do you compare with friends, or how does that work? I had a friend that thought her whole vaginal area was to fatty and wanted it lipoed. But, again, how do you really compare that? come her, let me squeeze your crotch...yes, mine is definitely too fatty.
I am so not clicking on the link. What am I, nuts?
ReplyDeleteI was actually reading a sex-advice column in one of the free papers (at work!) and some chick was worried that the combo of popping out a few kids and her husband's dinky winky made her too "loose" so she was considering getting vaginoplasty. The sex advice columnist told her not to.
So apparently yesterday was Cosmetic Vaginal Surgery Day, and nobody told me. I'm sorry I didn't get you a card.
I'm at a loss for words. I did look at the photo gallery, by the way. How did you find it?
ReplyDeleteI actually just did on post called "Your post-baby vagina:attack of the sneeze-pee" where I talked about using vaginal bars (not vaginoplasties)to keep you from peeing in your pants.
ReplyDeletefrom a surgical curiosity standpoint, i had to click on the link... overall, very disturbing, though i could understand how some of those women might think something was wrong with their labia. of course, none of them would have looked so weird if they had hair covering them up a bit. we should see what dr. H thinks since she is an ob/gyn.
ReplyDeleteI swear to the gods that I have never really even considered the length of my inner vaginal lips.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I'm not sure what length people would want them to be.
I haven't clicked on the link yet, but I'll probably get drunk later and come back to it.
And then later I'll have nightmares. I don't even like looking at that chart of muscles (the one that is a drawing) that they have in doctor's offices. It grosees me out.
Wow.
ReplyDeleteThat's really all I have to say about that.
hahaha. dude have you watched a porno lately? all the women have teeny tiny labia that there is no way they were born with.
ReplyDeleteevery time i am astounded. seriously, they muyst all have problems with things just sort of "ending up" in there.
girls you need your inner labia, do not be ashamed of them!